Archive for May, 2009

Eurocultured Review: Sunday 24th May 2009 Posted by Gargleman

Village Collektive

Village Kollektiv: trombon-er action

Eurocultured has become a Manchester fixture in the Spring, and with the demise of D:Percussion is pretty much the only game left in town.

How did it work out? Good and bad – the music was excellent, but the organisation was a little fucking annoying, to say the least. › Continue reading

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The Strangest Website Posted by Badger Von Winklebaum

what-gungeI don’t even know how I got here. One moment I was happily surfing the internet for pr0n, the next moment I was watching a slow motion video on YouTube of a fat man pouring green slime all over himself and then I was on his website reading how he’d:

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Friday, May 22nd, 2009 2 Comments More: ,

80s remakes: Hollywood goes too far Posted by Gargleman

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"Come in to the mutliplex, or there will be ...trouble."

The news that Eighties movies are now old enough to be remake fodder fills me with terror, trepidation and, yes, a teensy bit of excitement.

Films reported to be in the pipeline include Flash Gordon, Robocop, Dune and Ghostbusters. › Continue reading

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NOMAD034: enn.eye.cee – Sub Version

cimg0215If you’re a complete geek like myself, you will know that SubVersion is a piece of software widely used for source code version control. I use it on this site. It’s GREAT! However, given the fact that probably hasn’t given you an erection, you should also know that it’s the name of EnnEyeCee’s fourth pounding drum and bass mix in a row. Huuuuuzzzzzzaaaaaaaaarrrrrr!!!! Good sir: Turn your speakers up until they make a buzzing noise, sellotape them to your head and press play.

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Wednesday, May 20th, 2009 1 Comment More: ,

Janek Schaefer & Cottrell/Kopecek/Hunter @ Burst Couch Posted by Badger Von Winklebaum

Cottrell / Kopecek / HunterI admittedly know very little about drone music and sound art. I know some of it is brilliant though, and Burst Couch always seems to come up with the goods. They had Graham Massey on last time. This time it was headlined by the apparently legendary Janek Schaefer, who played at a wooden throne mangling weird noises from some strange box through effects pedals. See how much I know about this stuff? Pictured above: Cottrell/Kopecek/Hunter of Concrete Moniker Records.

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Tuesday, May 19th, 2009 1 Comment More: , ,

How not to network Posted by Gargleman

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Follow this advice and you'll be mocked by your own reformed luncheon meat. Forever

1. Go to an industry conference [if only! More likely:] industry conference.

2. Spend the day getting increasingly bored with the seminars/stands/whatever.

3. At the after dinner drinks, discover that people only want to talk about work.

4. Find like-minded souls who also hate talking about work. They’ll be the ones looking awkward round the edges of the hotel bar.  › Continue reading

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Tuesday, May 19th, 2009 No Comments More: , , ,

NOMAD033: enn.eye.cee – Anal Trauma

cheer2I don’t think we’ve ever had a mix with a title this wrong before…. When you listen to it though, you’ll probably see why the name’s ever so slightly appropriate. Maybe. Very. Nasty. Drum and Bass. Enjoy. Don’t sit on anything sharp now.

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Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 2 Comments More:

Hugo Hugo Chavez! Posted by Gargleman

I do try to keep politics out of my posts here, and I have been trying to quit doing the youtube-based blog posts as well, but I’ve watched this about 19 times and I still love it.

So – nyer nyer nyer nyer nyer. No-one likes a quitter anyway.

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Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 1 Comment More: , , ,

Photo oh-noes Posted by Gargleman

*Insert joke offensive to people with learning disabilities here*

*Insert "ironic" joke relating to learning disabilities that Ricky Gervais and Jim Davidson would find acceptable but is actually just offensive*

While it pretty much seems as though I steal Graham Linehan’s ideas every week these days, Awkward Family Photos was too good to ignore.

So, now that Graham’s 127,000 readers have enjoyed already it, here it is for the fourteen people who click the Nomad blog tab up there from time to time while listening to the latest banging drum and bass mix from enn.eye.cee.

The music keeps playing if you change tabs or posts, you know. Its zen magic!

Though not as magic as the picture that follows if you press continue reading… › Continue reading

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Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 1 Comment More: , ,

Kethani: Sci-fi with added real ale Posted by Gargleman

kethaniI love sci fi. And I love real ale.

I suspect that many of my fellow beard-stroking geeks have a similar combination of tastes.

So I was initially unsurprised to find references to (what is presumably Timothy Taylor’s) Landlord ale in Eric Brown’s Kethani, an enjoyable collection of short stories all gathered together to make a novel.

The characters spend a lot of time in the pub discussing the arrival of aliens called the Kethani (who have come to Earth with the gift of immortality) so it’s fair enough that there would be the odd reference to the beer that the characters drink.

But it did get a bit much – Landlord is mentioned no less than 10 times in the book. It is ubiquitous, whether the characters are drinking to get pissed, in the pub, at home or with a meal. It is even described as “rich and creamy”!

I should point out that  I have no reason to believe that this is one of those rare examples of product placement in a book – in fact, I’m sure that Eric Brown just really likes Landlord ale – but if it is product placement, it’s bloody brilliant.

I’m dying for a rich, creamy pint of Landlord. Yum.

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Monday, May 11th, 2009 No Comments More: , , , ,