If you’re stuck for that special birthday present, or want to find that Easter gift for a loved one who hates chocolate, why not get them a copy of fantastic new cookbook Natural Harvest?

It might appear to be a joke at first, being, as it is, a book about cooking with seminal fluid, but it does actually contain over 60 pages of stomach-churning recipes like Spoon-n-Toss Cookies, drinks like Almost White Russian cocktails and special delicacies like Man Made Oysters.

If that wasn’t enough to put you off your food for the rest of the week, did you know that semen can be stored in a freezer for use later, or that it’s cooking properties are remarkably similar to egg-whites?

So, next time you’re visiting those weird friends of yours for dinner, and you spot tupperware containers by their bed, or containers of unidentified substances in the ice-box, stay the hell away from those extra-creamy crepes!