What every young man should know

WFMU radio’s blog is one of the mightiest repositories of audio goodness on the internets today.

I could quite happily spend all my working week browsing through the variety of audio tidbits and obscure music to be found there, but sadly my pimp needs me back on the street before sundown, so I’ve picked out just three gems to give you an idea of why you should go there now and not leave until tea time.

(1) Old sex education albums

“Not too many years ago, buttocks were taboo as a sexual object. Now with permissive sex attitudes, penetration from the rear and annilingus are considered perfectly normal.”

Well I never. They’ve got everything from “Picking up girls made easy!” to “Sexual Adventures in Marriage”.

(2) Cut & paste

George W Bush was a godsend to cut-n-pasters, with Cassetteboy and others getting plenty of mileage out of the naughty NeoCon, and the Obama era shows no sign of changing that.

So if you’ve always longed to hear Barack Obama say “Fuckin’ Eskimo” or “This shit’s getting way too damn complicated for me” then this is your chance.

Some kind person has cut up his audiobook and made him say some stuff he didn’t. In his own voice.

(3) Obscure old music

Yeah, there’s loads of sites for this kind of stuff, but WFMU gather a lot of the best together from other blogs and that.

Like Zunou Keisatsu, a 1960s Japanese protest songster who had the pictured album banned for being a bit too political, and featuring a bank robber on the cover.

Sir, your pink helmet looks just divine!